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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
Episodes
Tuesday Jul 15, 2025
Tuesday Jul 15, 2025
"I jumped up and kicked holes in the plaster walls, hoping that if it could actually feel, it would be in more pain than me."
In the aftermath of Tyler's kidnapping by the Archetype, Legion finds an interesting way to grieve.
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Tuesday Jul 22, 2025
Tuesday Jul 22, 2025
"I believed him to be bipolar."
After settling in, Legion, Skye, and Nova are personally assigned new roles by the president of Spore.
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Tuesday Jul 29, 2025
Tuesday Jul 29, 2025
"And you're thin... beautiful and thin. You'll be pretty hard to hit with a bullet or arrow."
Having just been tossed out of a meeting with the President of Spore, Legion meets several new characters, one of whom is absolutely delightful or absolutely grating... depending on who you ask.
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Tuesday Aug 05, 2025
Tuesday Aug 05, 2025
"The bushes are soldiers! Fall back!"
In which a fourteen-year-old boy is placed in charge of an dangerous mission and a small family is utterly torn apart.
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Tuesday Aug 12, 2025
Tuesday Aug 12, 2025
"It had come so naturally, and was so sophisticated that I didn't believe it came from my own mind. Yet here it was, written in my own handwriting."
Tension rises in Spore as Nova's friendship with Skye deepens, and Legion's absolute hatred for Henry blooms.
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Tuesday Aug 19, 2025
Tuesday Aug 19, 2025
"Outside, I was merely fourteen. My mind was ten years more mature than that. My heart's real age was uncountable."
In which Legion convinces twelve grown men to commit treason to go on a suicide mission to save an unlovable teen.
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Tuesday Aug 26, 2025
Tuesday Aug 26, 2025
"I didn't kill him. No, I only knocked him unconscious. Mother Nature and gravity did the rest."
At long last, Legion and his team of elite soldiers launch their assault on the African prison, and some ethical lines are blurred along the way.
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Tuesday Sep 02, 2025
Tuesday Sep 02, 2025
"Ze spies! Ze spies are coming back!"
As Operation Usurper falls apart around Legion and Dante, Zack and the other hosts also begin to lose faith in the novel as a whole.
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Tuesday Sep 09, 2025
Tuesday Sep 09, 2025
"We had made Achilles' finger bleed."
At long last, and with a trail of bodies behind him, Legion ascends to the final floor of the Archetype prison to reunite with his abused and abusive brother.
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Tuesday Sep 16, 2025
Tuesday Sep 16, 2025
"You wouldn't believe how many secret operations we do behind the president's back."
In the bloody aftermath of Operation Usurper, Legion returns to Spore to face the consequences for his treason... and also to learn just how common treason actually is.
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