Stay Buried

“It started like it was going to be an average day in the town of New York.”

The eleven-year-old version of Newt kicks off his whimsical fantasy novel with an insanely controversial beat. The adult version of Newt tries to figure out why he would have done this.

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“Poor, mixed up Will. He may be book-smart, but he would never compare to my knowledge of the streets.”

In this chapter, we are introduced to Rupture’s uncharismatic and needlessly violent protagonist, Joseph Morgan. We also meet his one-dimensional friends and get a glimpse at an eleven-year-old moron’s idea of high school. Needless to say, it’s a bit of a trip.

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“But now, his father was too different. He was a fish, basically.”

Joe discovers more about his father than he wanted to know and visits a parallel world, where he somehow immediately makes enemies with a harmless creature.

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“But Genghis secrets were his own.”

Back in the mythical world of Gail, the Dark Lord Genghis attempts to extract information from a familiar face. Additionally, the eleven-year-old version of Newt exploits several more real-world calamities to spice up his prose.

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“Mr. Zeus’s eyes followed Will closely, ready to make a move, as if a panther were suddenly be the one to play Ding-Dong-Ditch.”

In this pivotal chapter, the magical world of Gail comes to Earth. Joe and his friends are confronted by a terrifying supernatural threat: hippies. That's not even a bit.

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“Surprisingly enough, after running about a mile, the scrawny little ‘wimp’ could endure sprinting for a while. He was tougher than her looked.”

In acts of sheer power, Joe uses his delinquent penchant for violence to protect his friends from the evil forces of witches, hags, and hippies.

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“Fools. This is the scenario, okay."

In this chapter, the evil hag Rone gives the children a deadly fetch quest. Sarah reveals her pacifism in possibly the worst moment to be a pacifist and Joe deals with the death of his father in an interesting way.

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“There is no such thing as good. Everyone that says they are good are liars.”

Following the destruction of Sílthur, Rone consults with Genghis in his palace. Things escalate quickly as they often do around the Dark Lord, and the hosts of Stay Buried are forced to unpack a number of truly bizarre decisions in the narrative.

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"Will smiled again. Just having his friend was miracle."

In this cinematic chapter, Joe and his friends come face-to-face with the first Guardian of Gail, a giant and apparently depressed ape. A battle ensues for the first piece of Sílthur.

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“I was hoping you wouldn’t go brain-dead. I just hoped you would plain die.”

The plot thickens to molasses-level-viscosity as we discover more about the universe of Rupture. That's right, folks. It's a lore dump episode. We also meet a character named Clik McDall, for some reason.

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