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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
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Jul 29, 2025
Chapter Seven: Tactical Operations (Part One)
Jul 29, 2025
Jul 29, 2025
51 min
"And you're thin... beautiful and thin. You'll be pretty hard to hit with a bullet or arrow."
Having just been tossed out of a meeting with the President of Spore, Legion meets several new characters, one of whom is absolutely delightful or absolutely grating... depending on who you ask.
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