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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
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Tuesday Sep 23, 2025
Tuesday Sep 23, 2025
"I love you, daddy."
In which Legion stands trial for his crimes against Spore and formally diagnoses Henry's mental condition.
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Tuesday Sep 30, 2025
Tuesday Sep 30, 2025
"Now go save one-seventh of the world."
In which an all-star team is assembled: the superpowered Nova, the strong-willed Legion, the fearless Hawkeye, the girl Skye, and the Irish Pat. Together, they plunge into the junk-filled forest of Brazil to find and kill the Alpha Prodigy. How symbolic.
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Tuesday Oct 07, 2025
Tuesday Oct 07, 2025
"I have always looked at you as a brother, Legion."
Legion and Skye venture further into the heart of the Brazilian jungle in search of the Alpha Prodigy's base, an adventure that will bring them closer than they've ever been before. Too close, you might say.
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Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
"I promised not to look back and stare at the beautiful princess waiting for me..."
At long last, the Alpha and Omega Prodigies face each other once more. Also, Legion once again gets absolutely, deservedly slapped around by Nova.
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Tuesday Oct 21, 2025
Tuesday Oct 21, 2025
"Both Prodigies were born to kill."
In the "epic" climax of Prodigy, the Alpha and Omega Prodigies fight to the death in a dramatic, emotional showdown. Also, Legion is there.
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Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
"There are too many quests I need to complete before the Archetype fall."
Several days after Alpha's coldblooded murder, his assassins are awarded medals in front of the entire rebel base. The penultimate chapter of Prodigy.
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Tuesday Nov 04, 2025
Tuesday Nov 04, 2025
"Good luck finding the Beta Dome!"
In the Season 3 finale, Legion, Nova, and our hosts must all figure out what to do with the rest of their lives. Newt also dumps too much lore about the unfinished Prodigy series. Sorry or you're welcome.
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