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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
Episodes
Tuesday Apr 16, 2024
Tuesday Apr 16, 2024
"Jeftinite and Hammerhead told us you were coming."
At long last, Johnny Lizard Atman comes face-to-face with the Force that created him... and meets four possibly sexy alien ladies along the way.
Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!
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Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
"Hammerhead raised his hand to fire another shot. The Phantom Phantom knew if he was hit it would kill him. Quickly, with all his strength he became a solar panel."
The conclusion to the epic, confusing, tragic, and deeply romantic saga of The Life and Death and the Life and Death of Johnny Atman or The Rise of the Phantom Phantom.
Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!
Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Apr 30, 2024
Tuesday Apr 30, 2024
“Oh no! Either the Phantom Phantom has a new friend or two new Phantoms have come.”
The grand finale of the Phantom Phantom saga, in which a father and a son and several of his friends try and fail to reckon with a legacy of stupidity.
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Tuesday May 27, 2025
Tuesday May 27, 2025
"My name is Legion, and I am a beacon for whoever you are, on either side of the war."
In 2010, thirteen-year-old Newton Holt wrote an edgy dystopian novel titled Prodigy. Now, fifteen years later, his friends decide to bully him for it.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
"The Blackcap milked my response too comfortably."
In this chapter, we are introduced to the world of Prodigy and its core trio: Legion, our edgy but idealistic narrator; Tyler, a scarred and sarcastic survivor; and Skye, a girl. Together, they fight to survive in a city controlled by a malevolent army of religious zealots known as the Archetype.
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Tuesday Jun 10, 2025
Tuesday Jun 10, 2025
"There is something afoot going on."
In which Legion stumbles into an Archetype assembly and unnecessarily puts himself in the crosshairs of several hundred enemy hostiles.
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Tuesday Jun 17, 2025
Tuesday Jun 17, 2025
"I decided what to do to satisfy my terror/curiosity blend."
On the run from his nemesis Captain Charm, Legion stumbles upon a mysterious structure and unearths a secret that fundamentally changes the genre of this book.
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Tuesday Jun 24, 2025
Tuesday Jun 24, 2025
"Once there was a world... called Earth."
The Omega Artificial Intelligence Unit monologues about the origins of the Prodigies, predictably raising more questions than answers. Among them: "What are a bunch of penguins supposed to do with an omnipotent supercomputer?"
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Tuesday Jul 01, 2025
Tuesday Jul 01, 2025
"Skye and Tyler have been the only family I've ever had. They don't share my blood, but they hold my heart."
Legion and Nova race across the city towards the Burrow to grab Tyler and Skye before their attempt to evacuate the city. Along the way, they must do battle with a canonically wimpy Archetype named Romney.
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Tuesday Jul 08, 2025
Tuesday Jul 08, 2025
"The girl was sweet and funny and beautiful and seemed more harmless than a piece of paper in the bottom of a trash can."
In which Nova and the gang make a new home at Spore, and a newfound love triangle sizzles.
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