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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
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Tuesday Jun 24, 2025
Chapter Three: Omega
Tuesday Jun 24, 2025
Tuesday Jun 24, 2025
"Once there was a world... called Earth."
The Omega Artificial Intelligence Unit monologues about the origins of the Prodigies, predictably raising more questions than answers. Among them: "What are a bunch of penguins supposed to do with an omnipotent supercomputer?"
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