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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
Episodes
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
"I now understand everything..."
The calm before the storm. Bill, Gage, and Guam talk about the Zeus clan in detail, revealing a shocking twist about the characters at the heart of Rupture.
Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!
Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
“I am here. Let us fight.”
The epic conclusion of Rupture. Joe comes face to face with the Dark Lord Genghis in a dazzling battle you’ll probably forget.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
“This is no friendly meeting, Joseph. I will now be your master, and you will address me as such.”
The story of Joseph Morgan and his friends comes to a close in a quintessentially Rupture way: via lore dump.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
"Here ends Book 1 of the Gail Trilogy. Stay tuned for Book 2: Fracture!"
In which an eleven-year-old idiot attempts to conclude a book he had no business writing in the first place.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Mar 05, 2024
Tuesday Mar 05, 2024
“Yes,” she proclaimed, “Johnny Lizard Atman will be his given name.”
In 1980, the eleven-year-old Larry Holt wrote a superheroic crime novella titled The Rise of the Phantom Phantom. Now, some forty-four years later, his adult son and his friends decide to bully him for it.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
"He probably spent all his time practicing jumping."
Now a teenager, Johnny Atman wrestles with powers beyond his own comprehension... and makes yet another person collapse to the ground in a terrible faint.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Mar 19, 2024
Tuesday Mar 19, 2024
“If all you stupid jerks don't drop those guns, I'll use your brains for ammunition."
In which the formerly innocent protagonist of The Rise of the Phantom Phantom sinks to genuinely shocking lows and gets fired as the janitor of Columbia Pictures.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
“He came in wearing a silk hat. Everybody stared at him."
Everybody's favorite Nevadan journalist Tad Fitzgerald grows his family in this beautiful tale of life, laughter, and love. Meanwhile, the massive shapeshifting lizard ghost that lives in his basement tries to get a job.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
“You see, Tad's plan was to lure The Phantom Phantom by using the kids as bait."
With the Phantom Phantom wreaking havoc in the suburban community of Ely, Nevada, it is up to journalist Tad Fitzgerald to lure the monster out into the open.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Apr 09, 2024
Tuesday Apr 09, 2024
“Four days later, they were ready. They had built a perfect rocket."
As the title of the episode implies, the Phantom Phantom and his coworkers launch into space in order to find the source of the lizard ghost's powers. Really.
Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!
Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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