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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
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Mar 19, 2024
Chapter Three: Do You Believe in Ghosts?
Mar 19, 2024
Mar 19, 2024
46 min
“If all you stupid jerks don't drop those guns, I'll use your brains for ammunition."
In which the formerly innocent protagonist of The Rise of the Phantom Phantom sinks to genuinely shocking lows and gets fired as the janitor of Columbia Pictures.
Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!
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