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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
Episodes
Tuesday Dec 07, 2021
Tuesday Dec 07, 2021
"Cockerel morphed into a buff human."
In an Avengers-style team-up, the "ruptured" characters from Gail band together to complete a common goal: kill Bill.
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Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
"Good job! Now your weaponless and dumb!"
A bored and down-on-his luck Genghis decides to entertain himself by destroying numerous families.
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Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
"Joe's heart skipped a beat as a bird-like man swooped down and talked in an ancient language which sounded oddly like Spanish."
An unexpected and traumatizing event forces Sarah to question her beliefs.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Dec 28, 2021
Tuesday Dec 28, 2021
“I once took a life I shouldn’t have… the man deserved life, but I took it, for I needed to pay ye rent of twenty souls.”
In which Watcher is forced to negotiate with a very eager Ghost King in order to save the lives of his mortally wounded friends.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
"You humans and your weird names... Canada!"
After some brief shenanigans with a new party member, the washed-up, sad sack writer Bill Tell comes face to face with a terrifying and honestly disgusting threat.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
"Why don't I die?! Why won't I die!?! WHY CAN'T I DIE?!?!?"
After an old friend is resurrected, Sarah and Watcher venture towards the mysterious Sea of Souls, where treacherous monsters, manic boat salesmen, and an adorable Kraken wait for them.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
"You aren't going to beat a pro with ballet, break dance, Sarah!"
In this absolute blast of a chapter, Joe and Sarah face off against the deadly Sphinx, where expectations are both figuratively and literally turned on their head.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
"Cockerel picked up a sword and started to trace a David's star in the sand of a beach."
Ladies and gentlemen, the worst chapter in the book.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Feb 01, 2022
Tuesday Feb 01, 2022
"This place, during the Battle of the Sand Dune, was a perfect heck on Earth."
The war for planet Earth rages at a military encampment in the Sahara, and a familiar face returns from the dead to save the day.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
"There, it is done. You have betrayed your friends for another..." The Ghost King said.
Sarah and Joe continue their journey home with the help of their trusty, loyal sidekicks: the ever-dependable golems... whom they love and care about very much and would never do anything to callously jeopardize.
Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!
Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.