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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
Episodes
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
“My family, my home, everything. Fire is nothing to love.”
A young elf has strange sexual tension with a sentient ball of fire while Rone continues her search for pieces of Sílthur.
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Tuesday Oct 05, 2021
Tuesday Oct 05, 2021
“Watcher watched the wisp-full winter walk with wakening woes."
In this special chapter of Rupture, Joe and his friends confront the second Guardian of Gail, a powerful sentient scarecrow. Then, a truly mind-blowing twist changes everything for the party.
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Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
“Farmer Gorm Blue, keeper of the Eternal Ice, wielder of the Górll, host of the demonic Ing, I release you of your duties!”
Watcher recruits a familiar face to help defeat the Scarecrow, who seems to be vulnerable only to fire-based attacks… because of the straw, we guess?
Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!
Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Oct 19, 2021
Tuesday Oct 19, 2021
“I said go. What, is a piece of brimstone stuck in your ear.”
In this chapter, we flashback a couple hours to the possession of Farmer Blue, and Genghis continues his rampage to find the mythical “Crest of Orr.” Also, the book dips into a strange meta-narrative for the first time, implying that eleven-year-old Newt understood postmodernism more than he does now.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
“Theory logical.”
In the town of New York, a middle-aged writer named Bill is accused of fathering and subsequently abandoning a demonic gargoyle child. In other words, the novel expands into even weirder territory.
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Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
“We prefer to take form as what Earth would call a penguin.”
While searching for the third piece of Sílthur, Joe is forced to reckon with a force more powerful than any he’s previously faced: puberty.
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Tuesday Nov 09, 2021
Tuesday Nov 09, 2021
“He saw the castle grow in the distance as he got closer and closer until it was no longer in the distance."
Joe, Watcher, Jagger, and Sarah come face to face with the third Guardian of Gail: the long-anticipated, shapeshifting penguin known as the Cockerel.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Nov 16, 2021
Tuesday Nov 16, 2021
“Tell me more about these hags. Are they beautiful creatures, just as I believe they are?”
We return to the lackluster life of Bill Tell, who previously denied paternity to the Ing Lord Guam. In this chapter, he attempts to publish his prophetic book Rupture, only to be interrupted by a number of very familiar faces.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Nov 23, 2021
Tuesday Nov 23, 2021
“Cookie-maker, sire?”
In which the Dark Lord Genghis and his goblin henchman Gordon attempt to open a Rubik’s Cube.
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Tuesday Nov 30, 2021
Tuesday Nov 30, 2021
"Oh my stars."
In this epic jumbo-sized chapter, the party faces off against the terrifying King Hut. Joe and Sarah also grow closer by reminiscing about the "good old days," before a dumb kid named Will joined their class.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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