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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.
Episodes
Monday Aug 02, 2021
Prologue
Monday Aug 02, 2021
Monday Aug 02, 2021
“It started like it was going to be an average day in the town of New York.”
The eleven-year-old version of Newt kicks off his whimsical fantasy novel with an insanely controversial beat. The adult version of Newt tries to figure out why he would have done this.
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Monday Aug 02, 2021
Chapter 1: What Wasn't Expected
Monday Aug 02, 2021
Monday Aug 02, 2021
“Poor, mixed up Will. He may be book-smart, but he would never compare to my knowledge of the streets.”
In this chapter, we are introduced to Rupture’s uncharismatic and needlessly violent protagonist, Joseph Morgan. We also meet his one-dimensional friends and get a glimpse at an eleven-year-old moron’s idea of high school. Needless to say, it’s a bit of a trip.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Chapter 2: Sílthur!?!
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
“But now, his father was too different. He was a fish, basically.”
Joe discovers more about his father than he wanted to know and visits a parallel world, where he somehow immediately makes enemies with a harmless creature.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Chapter 3: April 15
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
“But Genghis secrets were his own.”
Back in the mythical world of Gail, the Dark Lord Genghis attempts to extract information from a familiar face. Additionally, the eleven-year-old version of Newt exploits several more real-world calamities to spice up his prose.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
Chapter 4: Dungeons, Dragons, and Dorks
Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
“Mr. Zeus’s eyes followed Will closely, ready to make a move, as if a panther were suddenly be the one to play Ding-Dong-Ditch.”
In this pivotal chapter, the magical world of Gail comes to Earth. Joe and his friends are confronted by a terrifying supernatural threat: hippies. That's not even a bit.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Aug 24, 2021
Chapter 5: Return to Gail
Tuesday Aug 24, 2021
Tuesday Aug 24, 2021
“Surprisingly enough, after running about a mile, the scrawny little ‘wimp’ could endure sprinting for a while. He was tougher than her looked.”
In acts of sheer power, Joe uses his delinquent penchant for violence to protect his friends from the evil forces of witches, hags, and hippies.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
Chapter 6: The Scenario
Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
“Fools. This is the scenario, okay."
In this chapter, the evil hag Rone gives the children a deadly fetch quest. Sarah reveals her pacifism in possibly the worst moment to be a pacifist and Joe deals with the death of his father in an interesting way.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Sep 07, 2021
Chapter 7: Rone‘s Mission
Tuesday Sep 07, 2021
Tuesday Sep 07, 2021
“There is no such thing as good. Everyone that says they are good are liars.”
Following the destruction of Sílthur, Rone consults with Genghis in his palace. Things escalate quickly as they often do around the Dark Lord, and the hosts of Stay Buried are forced to unpack a number of truly bizarre decisions in the narrative.
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Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Chapter 8: The First Piece
Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
"Will smiled again. Just having his friend was miracle."
In this cinematic chapter, Joe and his friends come face-to-face with the first Guardian of Gail, a giant and apparently depressed ape. A battle ensues for the first piece of Sílthur.
Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!
Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!
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Tuesday Sep 21, 2021
Chapter 9: Negotiations
Tuesday Sep 21, 2021
Tuesday Sep 21, 2021
“I was hoping you wouldn’t go brain-dead. I just hoped you would plain die.”
The plot thickens to molasses-level-viscosity as we discover more about the universe of Rupture. That's right, folks. It's a lore dump episode. We also meet a character named Clik McDall, for some reason.
Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!
Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!